Penguin iPad Book Concepts

Watching this demo of Penguin’s post-book concepts for the iPad, which features interactive books for kids, travel guides and the like, I was struck by the possibilities for fiction. Imagine a novel with text that changes depending on your location, chapters that reorder themselves according to the time of day, or characters who forget their umbrellas and get soaked if it’s raining where you’re reading.

I’m really hoping for something to match what BS Johnson’s The Unfortunates did to the printed novel. But I wouldn’t mind a good mystery which overlaid a treasure map on the real world, or even a Choose Your Own Adventure for grown ups with chapters unlocked by solving ARG-like puzzles.

Of course, there will be location-aware iPad equivalents of Fay Weldon’s The Bulgari Connection, too. If you’re in range of a Starbucks, our heroine might sip thoughtfully from her Frappuccino, but nibble pensively on the Sandwich of the Week when there’s a Pret A Manger over the road. Enter the franchise in question and your iPad will ping, signalling the arrival of a promotional coupon in your inbox. Oh, well.

Why Can't You Just Enjoy It For What It Is?

Of all the varieties of irritating comment out there, the absolute most annoying has to be “Why can’t you just watch the movie for what it is??? Why can’t you just enjoy it? Why do you have to analyze it???” If you have posted such a comment, or if you are about to post such a comment, here or anywhere else, let me just advise you: Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Shut your goddamn fucking mouth. SHUT. UP.

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Virtually Violent Gordon Brown

CG PM commits the acts of violence described in Andrew Rawnsley’s The End of the Party.

Update 26/02/10: Animated news: blurring the line between fact and fiction?