Brown Jackson Nelson

James Brown invites Michael Jackson to join him on stage. Jackson insists that Prince joins them. In other words: Best. Video. Ever.

Prince is really, <housequake>I mean really</housequake> fucked up.

As if surrounding a Prince quote in pretend <housequake> tags wasn’t sad enough, I’m now finding it hard to resist the idea of writing a DTD full of ‘amusing’ Prince references, unleashing PrinceML on the world. He’d probably sue me, though.